The Godley

when a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and m-st-rb-t-s whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.

all this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.
dude, i’m so wasted, i had a rough night pulling the g-dley.

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    a cowboy hat….but u can only wear it wen ur naked when wearing the the naked cowboy hat of almeria u must be naked at all time

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