the goku
eating p-ssy the way goku eats food like nothing else matters
i’m going to do the goku to you tonight
when your girl’s on her way out the door before you get the p-ssy she promised and you exclaim, “power pole extend! take this you mean old bully!”
inspired by the first episode of dragon ball.
i power pole vaulted onto my girlfriend and my dragon b-lls slid across her penciled eyebrows, and 20 feet across the hardwood floor. i made sure to nail the goku on the second attempt.
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