The Goof-Clap
the outrageously wack hairstyle typical of f-ck boys, douche-bags, hipsters and goofs. the goof-clap is where the sides and back of your hair are shaved to stubble or skin, and a short tuft of hair on the top of your head is all that remains. unless you have been living in a bomb shelter all your life, you have definitely seen individuals sport this hairstyle before. popular (but not exclusive) within youth culture as a means of feeling a sense of community and belonging. if you sport the goof-clap and are proud of it: you should perpetually feel miserable for the rest of your life. if genocide of haircuts was at all possible or feasible, i would fully endorse it to ensure the eradication of this continuing to be a prominent hairstyle of both males and females.
see also: undercut, rugrats cut, macklemore cut.
human 1: man, that guy over there could not stop talking about the acc-mulation of money, women and material possession. surely he is not as vapid and superficial as he portrays himself to be…
human 2: you mean the f-ck boy over there with the goof-clap? surprise surprise.
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