The Grandwich


a sandwich that contains all aspects of a large dinner.
for instance: with a roast/sunday dinner, one may put mashed potato, carrots, roast potato, chicken (or whatever meat you have) and possibly a yorkshire pudding.
the kinds of grandwiches are endless.
bill: man, i just chowed down on the most epic grandwich!
bob: … grandwich?
bill: yeah! the sandwich of all aspects; the grandwich! it is legion, it does not forgive, it does not forget. expect it.

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