The Granger


the stranger: when a male sits on one of his hands, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to m-st-rb-t- with said hand, as it feels like someone else is performing the act.
the granger: the gay stranger: when a h-m-s-xual male sits on his p-n-s, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to m-st-rb-t-, as it feels as though another’s p-n-s is in his hand.
man, my p-n-s feels like someone else’s p-n-s. the granger.

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