the gray window
that moment for a man when the right amount of gray hair in your beard/hair starts to attract 20 year olds like lemmings. (particularly true for gay men. see also: daddy)
why are so many chickens crossing the road? because i’m in the gray window.
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the platinum rule is the rule above the golden rule. the golden rule being “love thy neighbor”; the platinum rule is “never ever, ever, ever ‘love’ thy neighbor” (have s-x or intimate relations with them). the platinum rule comes from the bro code article 83: a bro shall, at all costs, honor the platinum rule: […]
- therapize
to attempt to perform therapy on someone. “don’t try to therapize me!” “i’m going to therapize petey. he’s too dependant on human touch.” to perform therapy on someone i have a brand new client and can’t wait to therapize him. when a therapist or clinician does -n-lysis on their friends or family. mom, don’t therapize […]
- the ride
while daddy is standing he proceeds to pick lyssa up and slides his long d-ck into her tiny p-ssy and bounces her up and down on it. she has no choice but to take all of it. sometimes to the point of sh-tting in the floor. lyssa loves the ride! northern irish teenagers are known […]
- Thotsicle
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- Tom Sawyer
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