The Green Banshee


the green banshee is another word for mountain dew, a highly destructive sodie-pop. the reason for this name is the fact that mountain dew is green, along with the fact that it keeps you awake for hours on end, just as a screaming banshee would.
greg: how was your weekend?
ben: i spent it with the green banshee. i was up for 97 hours straight!
greg: but…but the weekend lasts only 55 hours.
ben: exactly!!

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