The Green Lantern


the act of fingering a girl with any type of ring on your fingers, specifically a large one, characteristic of the mighty green lantern himself.
bro 1 – yo man, i totally pulled the green lantern on my girl and she said the ring made it feel so good.

bro 2 – that’s awesome dude, let’s go have a bro circle and you can teach me.
the act of shoving a green glowstick up his/her v-g-n-/-n-s then turning off the lights to reveal a green glow.
chris enjoys it when he performs the green lantern on a woman.

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