The Green Men


“the green men” is the name for 2 guys who dress up in green spandex suits from head to toe and attend most of the vancouver canucks’ home games like that. they sit right beside the opposition penalty box and mock all the players who go in it.
dude did you see the green men last night at the game? that nashville p-ssy covered up the camera ‘cuz he was so embarrased.

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