The Gretzky Pregame
before having s-x, the man acts like he is going to put his p-n-s in the woman’s mouth and then, at the last second, hits a slap shot of pre-c-m right in her eye.
i used to date this one girl that had a fetish for eye b-lls so i gave her the gretzky pregame and she decided i was her soul mate.
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