The Ground Hog

this is when a guy sticks his left ball into a girls b-tt hole and tickles her stomach to make her tense up. if the guy’s left ball pops out, it can be -ssumed that an early spring is on the horizon. if the nut stays in the b-tt hole, it will surely be a long, long winter.
“i gave her the ground hog to see how long this winter will be.”
a position for the p-n-s showing game. in this position, take one of your t-st-cl-s and put it on the outside of your pants. then, once they see the first one, roll the other one out along side it.
alex: hey guys, check out what i found in the closet.
everyone else: (walks into closet)
alex: (pulls out the groundhog) the groundhog!
everyone else(male):oh my g-d, they’re so big. i’m unimaginably jealous.
everyone else(female):f-ck me. now.
when you gotta sh-t real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see’s his shadow, and goes back in the hole.
i had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.
the groundhogs,a british three piece group who first got together in late ’63 to play the blues, then switched to progressive rock. with the ear pieceing genius of tony mcphee on lead guitar and peter cruickshank on b-ss they rocked the underground scene.
some of the groundhogs greatest songs are
-split pt 1
-garden
-status people
-cherry red