The guilty conscience
the guilty conscience is performed when a man has s-x with a woman whom he immediately regrets having s-x with, and accidentally -j-c-l-t-s on his own clothing. later in the night he notices his soiled clothing and the stain acts at his “guilty conscience”, reminding him of his inexcusable acts.
bro: “dude, i heard you f-cked shaps last night!?”
buzz: “yeah…. and to make it even worse i had “the guilty conscience” on my shirt when i went to the bar after.”
bro: dudeeeeeeeee.
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