the gumby


the act of receiving oral s-x from an individual with no teeth. especially popular among drug addicts, elderly, and people with poor hygiene.
hey sean did you hook up with that chick from that homeless chick from the bar? yeah man she took me back out behind the dumpster and gave me the gumby. it felt awesome!

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