The Guru
one of the best bands in the f-cking universe. a 4-piece ‘disco rock’ band from connecticut that knows how to put on a psychedelic show! they just released their debut alb-m ‘native sun’ this year!
disco daughter off the guru’s native sun alb-m is one tight -ss track!
1. a learned man, who shares his knowledge to enlighten all those who are ignorant. he works for the m-ss uplifting of the society by imparting his knowledge.
2. a very s-xy man
3. a spiritual healer, whose prowess extends beyond the pages of a medical textbook, and hint at almost superhuman clinical skills. he also has an appreciation for the finer alcoholic beverages, as well as a wittily-deployed innuendo.
4. a man whose supremely chiselled biceps give him unparalled ability at a foozball table. unfortunately his abs do not allow him to maintain this dominance for long.
as a sculpted, masculine beast of a man walked by me, with a beer in hand, observed my elevated jugulovenous pressure, prescribed a triple drug therapy and suggested a better weights technique to grow my biceps, i knew i had just encountered….the guru
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