The Lombardi
the lombardi is a complex, multi-step s-xual act:
1) instruct your woman to cook you a delicious grilled cheese sammich.
2) grilled cheese sammich shall be placed on a plate with ketchup to dip in.
3) woman undresses, quickly so sammich stays warm. zero foreplay.
4) woman now gets on her hands and knees and awaits justice.
5) balance your epic plate of win on the back of said woman.
6) dip your sammich into the ketchup, dip your p-n-s into the woman.
7) enjoy the sammich more than the s-x.
8) the lombardi is not over until the sammich has been consumed.
“i tried to get katie to let me do the lombardi last night, but she got really p-ssed at me!”
“whoever can pull of the lombardi is a g-d!”
“holy sh-t!!!! rombardi totally lombardied his woman last night… i saw the f-cking crumbs!!!! that man is a god! let’s get some schwarma to celebrate.”
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