the habitual shadow farter
this is a form of antisocial behavior and can be generally characterized as a lack of adherence to the social standards that allow members of a group to temporarily mingle close knit peaceably. individuals with the habitual shadow farting disorders are responsible for about 75% of all the ventriloquized farts committed, though they make up only about five percent of the population. most of those with the habitual shadow farter disorder are male. of the females that account for a smaller portion, most are not stinky. this individual often is in a state of denial , cutting the cheese and repositioning his or her self away from the point of p-ssing it, and often blaming another member of the group for his or hers transgressions.
stay tuned for dr. phil, and the habitual shadow farter interview.
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