the haircut
a new addition to the world of drinking games. bad news only 2 people partic-p-te at a time, good news is you’ll be wasted drunk after a good number of haircuts. one person will sit down on a chair, and the “barber” will place a towel over your body, like you’re actually in a barbershop getting a real haircut. the person sitting down will lay their head back getting ready for the haircut, the barber will then pour a chaser into the their mouth and you will hold it it in your mouth, then the barber will pour liquor (no weak sh-t either) into your mouth until it is full. you then swallow, get your towel brushed off, and you will stand up satisfied knowing you just had a really nice haircut.
me and my friend ray at a party, getting smacked drinkin vlady and md, while playin pong.
me: wow, my hair is starting to get stupid long
ray: don’t worry, i can set you up with a appointment after we hit this last cup.
me: what do you mean? im not lettin you cut my hair, youre sauced.
ray: well are you tryin to get f-ckin wasted as sh-t? or complain about your gay -ss hair the rest of the night?
me: .. wasted.
ray: then you are ready for the haircut my friend (he says while hittin last cup at 11 o clock)
me: im not just ready, im f-ckin ready
ray: well im glad you said that, why dont you sit down and ill set you up with your 11 o clock appointment.
a h-m-s-xual woman’s haircut, ie.. mullet
ole girl has the haircut.
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