The Hale Break


the act of not taking a break at all but telling your friends you are trying really hard to do so.
amit-“how are you feeling about the breakup?”
melissa-“i’m trying my best to move on. i think im gonna take a break from dating.”
amit-“don’t you like that guy from the beach?”
melissa-“a ton.”
amit-“oh, i see. so you’re taking the hale break.”

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