the half swim
one day a newfoundlander decides to swim to cape breton, he got half way and said i’m feeling too tired to go the other half and then he swam back.
grandfather – ever hear about the newfie who tried to swim to cape breton?
grand son – no?
grandfather – well he got half way got tired and swam back!
grandson – .. haha
grandfather- thats called the “the half swim”
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