the halucination


when you delete your number and all texts and calls logged in a womans phone who you’ve just met while she’s sleeping after a romp at her place and you leave without a trace. you don’t clean anything and don’t leave anything of yours.
“remember that chunky blonde from the redrock?”

“yeah she looked like a reeeal sl-t”

“i went to her place last night and gave her the halucination.”

“shut up! you’re the man!”

“and ill never go to redrock again.”

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