The Happy Diet
when someone goes on an ecstasy(mdma) binge and loses weight very rapidly.
tim: dude, you don’t look so good.
danny: but i feel great!
tim: you should seriously take some vitamins or something.
danny: i’m on the happy diet, man.
tim: you look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
danny: rub my head.
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