The Harrington
a made-up name for a wana-be emo person. when they try to be cool when everyone knows, their not. this only happens once in a blue moon. and they wear 3-d gl-sses trying to be cool because they tape the center like a 50’s nerd and this kid ‘austin’ (for example) makes fun of her daily for really no reason at all.
guy- harrington stop trying!
girl- no! because it’ll make me popular!
guy- no it wont the harrington because the only guy who will ever get close to loving you is john chapman!
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