The Harry Potter
first the man grows out a huge bush. 70’s style, so if standing on your head it would look like a hasidic jew “beard/nose” combo.
then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of s-xual promiscuity.
so the next time you’re barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your j-zzum all over the female b-ttocks.
quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said j-zzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)
spencer: why is your girlfriend so mad?
kevin: she found out she sucks at flying.
spencer: airplanes????
kevin: nah, i gave her the harry potter and her -ss barely cleared my dresser.
the harry potter (n. & v.):
occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. right before he’s ready to culminate, she yells “alakazam,” quickly turns the c-ck and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.
i got squirted in the face by the harry potter last night.
a man jerks off and then, using the s-m-n that has acc-mulated on the tip of his d-ck, draws a lightning bolt on his partner’s forehead.
after which he kills the recipient’s parents, or next of kin.
dude i gave that sl-t jessica the harry potter, she is gonna be p-ssed when she finds out her parents are dead.
when you’re doing a girl, have a friend hide in a closet. then, when you finish, he jumps out and yells “ten points for gryffindor!!!”
optional: friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
friend 1 : i heard about your girlfriend. why’d you break up?
friend 2 : we tried the harry potter, but she was a f-cking muggle.
friend 1 : b-mmer.
before a guy and girl have s-x a friend hides in the closet in a wizard costume when the guy and girl are doing it or after the fried proceeds out of the closet and screams 10 points for griffindor and then runs out
what an -sshole would do
the harry potter
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