The Hartley
this is a term used to describe the act of ripping a chicks t-ts off with just bare hands, similar to the bobbit, but this fine move should be reserved for only the most sk-nky of women.
step 1) ensure your subject is not aware of the impending maneuver
step 2) grasp the t-t using the thumb and forefinger. which hand you use for each breast will depend on whether you execute the maneouver from in front or behind the subject.
step 3) pull the t-t directly away from the subject’s core. a twisting motion can be utilized to loosen the t-t in the event you do not have the strength to directly remove the entire handfull of breast.
i gave her the hartley
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