The Harvey Dent
born of alcohol, the dark knight, marriage and s-xual frustration, and of course a dash of inspirational pr0n. perhaps not in that exact order, but each one playing an equal part in the creation and execution of…
bthe harvey dent: /bwhen a man finds his wife or girlfriend asleep, then taking great caution not to wake her, he quietly positions himself close enough to her face that he can easily -j-c-l-t- on half of it while simultaneously screaming irachel!!!/i as loudly as he can, over and over again, until his seed is completely spent.
warning: the aftermath of a successful harvey dent can be a little bit awkward at best and a total disaster at worst, but when done correctly is epic wtfpwnage regardless. have an exit strategy. good luck and g-d speed….
some guy -imy wife said she had a headache and was too tired to have s-x last night. not wanting to inconvenience her, i decided to wait until later that night and settle for the harvey dent instead./i
charlie sheen – iwinning! duh!/i
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