The Marteen Principle

the principle that n-body gives a sh-t about the sport of track and field. this is based on the idea that no one cares who is faster because it is not an achievable skill, it is simply a genetic ability. the great philosopher marteen stated that “it is track and field like having a compet-tion on who’s d-ck is the biggest, it is not actually an athletic compet-tion”
friend1: “bro, i ran a 54.6 in the 400 yesterday”
friend2: “come on man abide by the marteen principle”
friend1: “what?”
friend2: “n-body gives a f-ck about track”

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