The Haysbert Effect


a new term coined by a great philosopher.

this is when someone thinks denzel washington is the black guy from all state insurance commercials when in fact he is not and the said person goes into a frenzy like state thus resulting in a statement being said such as “duuude i thought that was him!”.
dennis haysbert:”are you in good hands?”

person 1:-stands up and spills cereal- what the h-ll did denzel washington just try selling to me?…insurance?

person 2:no, dude it’s dennis haysbert!that guy from “the unit”.

person 1:-sits back down- oooh!…wait…-goes into shock-

person 2:-ignores friend spazzing on floor yelling- d-mn, the haysbert effect…always making people spill cereal on my d-mn carpet.
a new term coined by a great philosopher.

this is when someone thinks denzel washington is the black guy from all state insurance commercials when in fact he is not and the said person goes into a frenzy like state thus resulting in a statement being said such as “duuude i thought that was him!”.
dennis haysbert:”are you in good hands?”

person 1:-stands up and spills cereal- what the h-ll did denzel washington just try selling to me?…insurance?

person 2:no, dude it’s dennis haysbert!that guy from “the unit”.

person 1:-sits back down- oooh!…wait…-goes into shock-

person 2:-ignores friend spazzing on floor yelling- d-mn, the haysbert effect…always making people spill cereal on my d-mn carpet.

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