the “hello” fee
a repair person’s initial fee upon visiting your home. plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
electrician: h-llo, thank you for calling! how may i help you today?
hapless parent: my son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. can you fix it?
electrician: i understand, ma’am. i’ll be right over.
hapless parent: hold on, how much is the “h-llo” fee?
electrician: $75 per visit.
hapless parent: f-ck, really?! ugh… fine.
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