The Helmsman


the helmsman is the person who guides the hands of two people engaged in a “double dutch rudder”. his/her job is to control speed, tempo and emanation. the helmsman receives no physical stimulation and relies only on visual and auditory cues to guide.
chaz: “hay will, could you be the helmsman tonight for lee and i”

will: “h-lls no bro, i was the helmsman for mikey and bryan last night, it’s your turn.”

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