The Herp
herpes. some people say herpes, some say “the herpes” (see hick), and some say “the herps.” if you say “herps” you must add the “the.” (if not, it just sounds dumb: “i’ve got herps, man.”)
you hit that? you’re gonna get the herps, man.
that funk on your junk and lips that you thought was a cold sore, but it turned out to be a friendly reminder of that time you went to india
-“dude! whats that on your mouth?”
=”…its the herp. i picked it up last time i was in india…”
-“that sucks! alot of guys get the herp when they are in india.”
another term for herpes, most likely contracted through s-x with many partners or one partner with many partners, or even possibly a toilet seat.
i wouldn’t hit that, she’s got the herp.
another name for herpes, a disease which results in f-cking boils all over your d-ck.
bro 1: dude, i think i got the herp from that sl-tty -ss ‘ho last night. bro 2: thats kinda tight. bro 1: dude i got f-cking lesions on my d-ck, how is that tight? bro 2: it’s tight.
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