The hi mom


you take a girls phone and shove up her tw-t. then you call her mom and tell her to call yo girl for an emergency. as the phone vibrates in her p-ssy you must try to unlock the phone with your d-ck. repeat until successful.
i’m h-rny, let me give “the hi mom” b-tch.

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