the hibernation technique
when a young man places his nutta b-tta b-lls inside a nice inviting r-ct-m, creating a warm environment for them during the winter. very similar to a squirrel hiding his nutts for the winter as well.
gosh peter, its gonna be way too cold this winter for my nutts. do you mind if i keep them warm in your r-ct-m?
good lord! i think that d-mn squirrel just hid his nutts in my -ss! wait a minute…oh its just you bob.
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