the highlighter
the highlighter is a s-x act in which the male, while on top, pulls out, and when he finishes leaves some of his seed in the female’s hair, thereby giving her highlights.
this act is best performed when the male is drunk enough to just sit there and laugh while the female freaks out.
additional bonus if after the highlighter is performed, the female returns for a second round of s-x.
“i pulled out and completely painted this girl with c-m. i even got some in her hair and gave her some highlights.”
-“did you pull the highlighter?”
-“yea, but she was still back in 20 seconds to get f-cked again.”
when a male or female with a full bladder p-sses onto a pregnancy test turning it yellow. then using said pregnancy test to draw all over there s-xual partner or person of interest.
jimmy came over last night and drew a heart on me with the highlighter he brought from home.
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