The Hillyer Apex
the turning point of alcohol consumption at which the alcohol consumer (continuing to consume alcohol) begins to feel increasingly less awkward in increasingly more awkward situations.
example 1:
person 1: “dude, last night i totally p-ssed the hillyer apex. i was straight macin’ on that girl from the movie precious.”
person 2: “oh god, man, i know. i was so past the hillyer apex that i started makin’ out with the emts on the way to the hospital.”
example 2:
person 1: “yeah, we totally hooked up last night and this morning… he didn’t even remember my name.”
person 2: “sounds like he might have been past the hillyer apex.”
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