The holiday Gooch
the period of time between christmas day and new years day, like the peice of skin between your n-ts-ck and b-tthole.
‘how was your christmas eric?’
‘it was ok, but the holiday gooch was much better!!’
‘dude, where were you last night, it was new years eve!?!’
‘sorry man, i spent my entire holiday gooch wrecked so i crashed out last night instead.’
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