The Hollister


a popular h-m-s-xual haircut originating from style by male models working in the uk hollisters stores. typically consisting of short back and sides with a long gay top or quiff. often accompanied by a coat of foundation to compete the h-m-s-xual look. the sort of haircut a justin bieber fan would j-zz over
“dude… what is it with guys and their hair styles these days they all look the same?!.”… ohh it’s called “the hollister” look… its so gay ennit

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