the homer
when, during a s-xual act, right before reaching -rg-sm the male will verbally release a loud…….d’oh!!!!!!!
dude, the other day i was bangin’ this sk-nk; i pulled out and told her to spread her -ss, and i gave her -sshole the homer
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