The Homogeneous Giraffe


this type of giraffe is mixed evenly and very tall. therefore they have to spots, no facial nor body hair, and certainly no gruff voice. it is very dangerous to walk into a cor-o-van with this animal since they can become extremely aggressive when put alone with a man, for unknown reasons.
the h-m-geneous giraffe was inside the car. i had to run.

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