The Honks
people of elite status by personal achievements or experiences
jack:kevin i heard you’re a part of the honks congratulations
kevin:yea thanks i finally became one
jack:how can i become a honk?
kevin:i’m not sure but it’s gotta be something impressive
the uncontrollable, irresistible urge to squeeze a woman’s br–sts.
woman: excuse me!! did you just squeeze my breast?!
man: sorry love, i have a bad case of the honks!!
a retarted phrase that the fonz, from happy days, used in a public service annoucment. it is supposed to protect you from getting -ss raped
if your an inmate dont use the honk it wont help
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