The Jersey Puff


when a jersey guido feels intimidated by another man. he puffs up his body spreading his arms wide to appear bigger than he is. much like a blow fish. this usually occurs after he has been drinking and his girl has the wandering eye.
man! did you see the that skinny guy do the jersey puff when his girl was eyeballing me?

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