The HONZ


the honz is a bad-ss who hates f-gs and people who act like p-ssys. don’t p-ss off the honz or you might wake up broken gl-ss shoved in your eyes. the honz will rip out your spine and use it to hang you as your teeth are ripped out and put into a bowl that he will then fill with your blood and eat them like cereal.
my drill sergeant is like the honz.

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