the hoop method


a new form of contraception, similar to the rythm method which consists of the woman inserting a finger into the mans -n-s (hoop) unexpectedly to get him to “pull out” a highly hillarious (for the girl) method of ensuring the non making of babies
haha i used the hoop method last night and -insert boyfriends name here- freaked his beans and went mental, hey i was finished, job done!

Read Also:

  • Thomas Maggard

    a man that has the gift of a third leg. is that a roll of quarters thomas maggard?!!?!?!?

  • The other seafood

    a v-g-n- v-g-n-, the other seafood.

  • three on the tree

    having a three speed transmission where the shifter is actually located on the column. seen in 60s model fords. my 65 ford falcon had a three on the tree. when u have three drink b-tches on your c-ck. happens mainly in college settings yo i had three on the tree, they sucked the sh-t out […]

  • Russian Tuck

    when a man gets around, and in an effort to hide his erect p-n-s, tucks it under his belt/waistband in order to avoid embar-ssment. “russian” is replacing “rushing”, because it would be quickly used to hide your erect member. dan got a b-n-r in cl-ss, so before he got up, he quickly did a russian […]

  • Rusty Pedal

    when you take a sh-t in a bag and then you smack someone across the face with it. the b-tch won’t shut up so i gave her a rusty pedal.


Disclaimer: the hoop method definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.