the hoover

the hoover is performed by mounting your partner from behind
and kicking out her arms while lifting her legs. proceed to push her
around the floor like a vacuum cleaner.
i pushed that b-tch with the hoover last night.
while engaging in s-xual intercourse, “doggy-style,” in a striking motion the man hits the pits of each of his partner’s elbows causing him/her to faceplant into the floor. at which point he pushes forward, while still engaged, in the manner of pushing a vacuum cleaner.
rather than picking up the weeks worth of crumbed chips off his living room floor, andrew decided to multi-task and gave his girlfriend the hoover.
when a female gives oral and begins to deepthroat but she stops midway to slap her tongue against the p-n-s and makes a loud suction noise like a vacuum cleaner
guy: man i got the hoover last night
friend: d-mn man that sounds nice how was it
guy: loud
while in a doogy style position, the male grabs the arms of the female, and proceeds to walk her around the floor. it is a cleaning position. you clean your floor and have fun doing it.
person 1-“hey bill your floor looks really clean. did you actually clean?”
person 2-“nah bro. i turned victoria into the hoover last night. she was p-ssed!”
the act of blowing one’s load in or around a girls -ss, and then sucking it out. it’s optional to spit it on her face. the term comes from the similarity to the action of a vacuum cleaner.
we knew alex’s last name was hoover, but we didn’t know he enjoyed performing the hoover so much.
hehluh’s dance!!!
doing the hoover does not mean scr-w-ng the vacuum cleaner!
a forbidden dance that is done only on the dance floor by a one hoover.