The Housekeeper
when you get done with s-x and realize someone has left “chocolate” or “doodoo” on the pillow, just like a housekeeper at a hotel.
“man, my girl pulled the housekeeper last night when she used my pillow to put under her -ss during s-x.”
“did you donkey punch her?”
“not this time…”
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