The Inverted Theif


when a male and female of the human species are having s-x in the piledriver position and the male has his p-n-s inserted into the female’s v-g-n- he takes his testicels and shoves them in her -n-s.
person a: “dude i totally made it with -insert name- last night!”

person b: “really? did you pull the inverted theif?”

a: “what’s that?”

b: “it’s when ou’re piledrivin’ a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her sn-tch”

a: “…what is wrong with you?”

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