the hoves
a state of being extremely jealous of women in another man’s company, even if you have never met her before. extremely contagious; symptoms include schweffing, c-ckblocking, and moaning about being so alone. exacerbated when the guy accompanying the girl is a d-ckhole and/or friend.
guy 1: look at that ginger c-nt with that hot girl… what a jeb end!
guy 2: i saw her first -sshole, stay the f-ck away!
guy 3: you guys have a bad case of the hoves…
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