The Hulk


any oversized green human being who has temper tantrums and totes bales.
“all this, and i can tote bales too!”–the hulk, after winning a match in marvel vs. capcom
a big, green guy that women want to ride.
jane nearly died from v-g-n-l bleeding as a result of having s-x with the hulk.
most boring movie ever made.
“i’d rather commit suicide than watch this garbage”

“the hulk should be banned from every nation on earth forever”

when a man, before -n-l or v-g-n-l intercourse, grabs the base of his erect p-n-s in order to make it increase exponentially in size and become extremelly veinier, thus creating maximum damage to either hole
tyrone is black…he does not need to perform the hulk…
an incredible drink composed of henessey, and (blue) hypnotic, usually served in a very tall gl-ss. it’s green and it’s very strong.
i slammed two hulks and got wayy sh-tty.
(or hulked) whist having intercourse, flatulate on the women’s face, thus turning it green, then penetrate her -n-s with your fist making her tense and scream.
the hulk is a very sneaky move that people think is dirty but jake quite enjoys doing the occasional hulk
a term used to refer to my d-ck
“im out yo, boutta go show sh-lly what the hulks all about”

“im boutta hulk out on that b-tch”

“bruce banners turnin into the hulk, i gotta sit down.”

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