The Hurley
simply, while performing f-ll-t– or giving a bl-wj-b, one has a nose bleed. this undoubtedly must happen before the receiver -j-c-l-t-s and the f-ll-t– performer is still down on the receiver. also, criteria must be a bl-wj-b in a vehicle or train/plane/boat/cruise ship/ etc.
oh twas a cl-ssic teenage f-ll-t– session, in the front seat of a car. the windows were closed and the defroster was one, 100 degrees in the car. when the female bl-wj-b giver was doing what she does best, a terrible thing happened. the sweltering heat mixed with her cold and within seconds of throating him, she had a nosebleed. and thus, the hurley was born.
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