The Ilinois Enema Bandit
michael kenyon – not a fictional character but a genuine (well-doc-mented) burglar who -ssaulted female victims by forcibly administering enemas to them during robberies.
“the ilinois enema bandit…a true american folk hero! you’ve heard of richard nixon, this guy is even better!” – zappa
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