the illuminati
illuminat is a secret orginization said to be controlling most of media such as music gaming and news.
when your f-cking paranoid friend tells you about another gay-z rumor about him doing the illuminati hands and some bs and some stupid triangle in a musicvideo what do you do. 1. kill your friend befor he spreads the truth. 2. take him to therapy. 3. or sacrifice him for fame and peenuts
the people in charge of creating the dictionary entry jillian’s t-ts
we have created jillian’s t-ts. nothing can stop us now.
kekeke is obviously some kind of emotionally unstable fourteen year old fat kid with closeted h-m-s-xual tendencies
kekeke is stupid bnet idiot speak
when get oral s-x from a girl, as you c-m you slit her throat and watch your c-m come out the slit in her throat.
when i get that girl alone tonight, i’m going to give her an illuminati.
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